Leeds United Rise Again … to England’s Top Division

Daniel Farke’s Leeds United will return to the Premier League next season, following an egg-cellent 6-0 league win against Stoke City.

The victory saw them earn automatic promotion, currently sitting top of the table with 94 points.

Judgement Day

Just a day after Easter Sunday, where Christians celebrate the rise and resurrection of Jesus Christ, Dutch centre-forward, Joël Piroe, rose to the occasion, scoring 4 goals to help resurrect the club from the ashes of the Championship, nailing them a guaranteed spot in England’s top division.

– Leeds’ promotion comes as the result of an outstanding overall season for the Whites, and was confirmed once Sheffield United had been defeated by second place Burnley, who too, secured a return to the Premier League following their latest league win. –

The Peacocks went in Two by Two, hurrah, hurrah

There’s an emphasis on the number two (grow up) as the final moments of the season could provide a huge opportunity for Leeds United.

After two years in the Championship, high-spirited Leeds fans will be hoping that their beloved team extend their hot-cross-run into the final two games, where two more wins would take the season’s point tally total to a biblical sum of 100!

Such a feat would lament the Peacocks as Championship Centurions.

Will this ultimately come to fruition though? I don’t Noah.

by Cody Deadman