The UK Top Ten…
Arsenal – Catfish And The Bottlemen
Well… are they going to bottle it again?
Tottenham Hotspur – Salt-N-Pepa
One hit wonder with their Europa League, have struggled to “Push It” any further, since. ‘Rap’ without the ‘C’.
Nottingham Forest – Madness
Four managers in one campagain – that is Madness!
Manchester United – Black Eyed Peas
They have never been the same since Fergie left.
Leeds United – One Direction
Very loyal fanbase but their glory days are over.
Manchester City – The Clash
“I Fought the Law” – 115 times…let’s hope the law wins.
Chelsea – Elvis Costello & The Attractions
“(I Don’t Want to Go to) Chelsea” – neither do their summer transfer targets, 9 year contracts, you get less time for murder…
West Ham – Talking Heads
They’re on the “Road to Nowhere”.
Liverpool – The Rolling Stones
Still big but there’s nothing like the 70s – massive across Europe.
Fulham – James Blunt
Prawn sandwich brigade.
